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The Random Shakespearean insult generator

Posted on 2010.02.07 at 20:34
Current Mood: amusedamused
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Today, Elfscribe's contribution to her LJ bud's erudition and lore is the Random Shakespearean Insult Generator. Now you can have your very own Insult, useful for all sorts of occasions, including something to say disparagingly to an uncooperative fic.  Go here.  If you do, please post your very own personal insult in the comments here.   
Here's what I got just now: Thou gorbellied elf-skinned joithead!
Cheers!

Comments:


phyncke
phyncke at 2010-02-08 03:38 (UTC) (Link)
Thou reeky shard-borne foot-licker!
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-08 03:54 (UTC) (Link)
Oooh, that sounds positively painful.
phyncke
phyncke at 2010-02-08 04:26 (UTC) (Link)
And stinky! :P
lenine2
lenine2 at 2010-02-08 03:43 (UTC) (Link)
I got "Help Boeing Protect Our Troops!"

And then "Thou infectious toad-spotted minnow!"
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-08 03:53 (UTC) (Link)
LOL!! Is Help Boeing Protect Our Troops the ultimate insult? (Sorry about the ads. One has to wonder what person at Boeing came up with this one.)
I like infectious toad-spotted minnow!
Larien Elengasse
larienelengasse at 2010-02-08 04:22 (UTC) (Link)
I have so much love for this. I have a magnetic Shakespearean insult kit on my refrigerator.
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-08 05:57 (UTC) (Link)
Oh wow. Do you use it often?
Larien Elengasse
larienelengasse at 2010-02-08 13:46 (UTC) (Link)
Every time someone comes over, I have them construct an insult. I have some real beauties on my fridge, especially now that my friends are studying Renaissance lit.
andolinn
andolinn at 2010-02-08 06:30 (UTC) (Link)
OK! How about "Thou fawning fat-kidneyed pignut!" LOLOL

Of course, I also like those of my modern British friends such as, "Gormless twunt."

Americans don't do nearly as well!
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-08 06:37 (UTC) (Link)
That's good. So far my favorite has been: "Thou gleeking idle-headed horn-beast!"

Gormless twunt is quite good too.
andolinn
andolinn at 2010-02-08 07:29 (UTC) (Link)
*howls* But first you would have to practice saying that without bursting into laughter! Which would ruin the whole thing!

Horn-Beast indeed!
ainisarie
ainisarie at 2010-02-08 07:52 (UTC) (Link)
Thou ruttish hedge-born mammet!
(I hope thou art happy now)
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-10 23:58 (UTC) (Link)
Indeed I art.
Alex
alexcat at 2010-02-08 13:12 (UTC) (Link)
'Thou droning tickle-brained giglet!'
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-10 23:58 (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
russandol
nelyo_russandol at 2010-02-08 17:18 (UTC) (Link)
Thou dissembling flap-mouthed baggage!

Oh, this is a treat!!!
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-10 23:59 (UTC) (Link)
Oh I like that one too.
Minuial Nuwing
minuial_nuwing at 2010-02-08 21:22 (UTC) (Link)
Thou artless boil-brained pignut!
camile_sinensis
camile_sinensis at 2010-02-08 23:09 (UTC) (Link)
"Thou artless sheep-biting pumpion!"

Sheep-biting! How did they know?!
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-11 00:00 (UTC) (Link)
Do you often bite sheep? Must make for a woolly mouth.
pandemonium_213
pandemonium_213 at 2010-02-09 01:40 (UTC) (Link)
Thou currish common-kissing codpiece!
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-11 00:00 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, I think that's my fav so far. *grins*
malinorne2003
malinorne2003 at 2010-02-09 09:37 (UTC) (Link)
Thou lumpish full-gorged flap-dragon! :-D
elfscribe5
elfscribe5 at 2010-02-11 00:01 (UTC) (Link)
These are great. Must work into a fic sometime.
Hugs!
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